ATTENTION CITIZEN!! By downloading this app, your device will be equipped with an amazing detector for Finding Unusual Beings And Randoms, or F.U.B.A.R. for short. Approved for usage in a variety of situations, such as:

-Find out which of your friends are stupid!

-Detect the presence of harmful spirits or monsters!

-Discover which of your colleagues are aliens, mutants or commies!

-Show a hot girl that she’s scientifically attractive!

-Search for buried pirate booty!

-and so much more!

<<Disclaimer: the FUBAR Detector doesn’t actually detect anything. You can change what you want it to “detect,” and make it beep in different tones and intensities using the touchscreen or accelerometer. C’mon, it’s a novelty app, what were you expecting? At least you can use it to annoy your friends, pretend to be a scientist, or hit on girls. And what else is there really?>>